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GREETINGS, FELLOW HUMANS!
What does a couple have to do to get noticed around here?
We hail from the City of Kansas in Missouri, and we’re here to harvest your organs and drain your pockets for gifts. Kidding! That’s more of a City of Kansas in Kansas vibe.
Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved interstellar travel, you are likely unaware of how lonely life is. But we are aware! That is why we find ourselves among the luckiest in the universe to have found one another, and by extension, you!
For the last 42 minutes, we’ve been trying to make contact with you, to no avail. But then our Lead Human Researcher made a huge breakthrough: nothing is real to humans until it is on the internet. So with the help of the infamous internet, we sincerely hope you can join us on our little adventure!
FAQs
We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a wedding invitation. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below, though not many. She’s not very good at this.
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Not at this time, but we’re working on it. Give me a minute this thing isn’t gonna be for another year. Jeez.
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Cocktail, but if you want more information, there’s a tab up above, or click here.
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Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes. But mostly, we want to share this important event in our lives with the ones that matter the most to us. Which includes you, if you were wondering.
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Uptown Theater in Kansas City, Missouri. It’s beautiful and saved us a bundle on not having to decorate. To see the inside, click here. Mind you, it won’t be decked out quite as nicely, but at least you can see the space!
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As with any event with friends, the main goal is to have fun. But the other big one is this:
No business. We know the groom does stuff and whatnot, but you’re coming as our friends, not your job descriptions. -
The bar will be open, so you have as much (or as little) as you’d like, on us.
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Yourselves! And ya know, clothes. On your body. Please.
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Unfortunately that’s going to be a no. If you’re planning on bringing your progeny to the city and need childcare, let us know. We’re working on getting a few trusted babysitters around so they can make sure your kids are safe and sound while you’re partying with us.
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Unknown. Likely Third Street Social, a local legend of a place the couple and their friends like to make pleasure noises at. This is pending inquiry. Will update when information is confirmed or denied.
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Technically, you could. However, as the non-local is writing this while the other one plays video games, I don’t have many recommendations.
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Technically, but it’s not required by any means. We have our life and home set up pretty well, but if you insist on getting us anything, click the link below:
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The event will be taking place on a Saturday, so depending on your budget and whether or not you want to exist here, however long you feel like it! I am certainly not the boss of you.
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Ceremony starts at 5:00 PM sharp. Doors close to guests at 4:55, so make sure you’re on time! Doors will re-open after the bridal party has completed their walk, and the reception will begin (in the same place) at 6:00 PM.
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We’re already aware of some allergies and preferences, and doing everything we can to accommodate. For specific questions and/or requests, please reach out to the bride, or place it in the comment box when RSVP’ing.