VISIT OUR

In the interest of everyone having the best possible time, we invite you to book a visit to our city, where you will experience views, life and everything else you’d experience in any city. It does not look like this by the way.

CITY

what to expect

We can understand why you might be nervous – it is a giant mob city after all, and a place you’ve never been to or probably even heard of. It’s just like your home, but different, so don’t worry! We’ve done this exactly no times, but people seem to do this stuff all the time!

how to dress

We will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, but since this is at least a semi-formal event, we ask that you are comfortable at the least, and going all out at the most. For some guidance, please see the link below.

Gas station with beam

ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE

While the wedding will be occurring on the previously determined Saturday, please feel free to come early, enjoy the city, hang out with other guests and members of the wedding party.

THE WEDDING

GENERAL INFORMATION

Our tractor beam will lift you to the height of your choosing before gently setting you down again.

THE WEDDING PARY

PROBABLY NORMAL PEOPLE

Everything you need to know, and probably some things you don’t, about those standing with us

BODILY COVERINGS

WHAT
TO WEAR

Don’t want to be a faux pas? We don’t want you to be one either.