VISIT OUR
In the interest of everyone having the best possible time, we invite you to book a visit to our city, where you will experience views, life and everything else you’d experience in any city. It does not look like this by the way.
CITY
what to expect
We can understand why you might be nervous – it is a giant mob city after all, and a place you’ve never been to or probably even heard of. It’s just like your home, but different, so don’t worry! We’ve done this exactly no times, but people seem to do this stuff all the time!
how to dress
We will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, but since this is at least a semi-formal event, we ask that you are comfortable at the least, and going all out at the most. For some guidance, please see the link below.
ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE
While the wedding will be occurring on the previously determined Saturday, please feel free to come early, enjoy the city, hang out with other guests and members of the wedding party.
THE WEDDING
GENERAL INFORMATION
Our tractor beam will lift you to the height of your choosing before gently setting you down again.
THE WEDDING PARY
PROBABLY NORMAL PEOPLE
Everything you need to know, and probably some things you don’t, about those standing with us
BODILY COVERINGS
WHAT
TO WEAR
Don’t want to be a faux pas? We don’t want you to be one either.